Readers' opinions
Cell phones, mob violence are easily regulated To the Editor: Now that you have elected me chief justice of everything, I would like to issue the following regulations regarding cell phones. Since the use of cell phones has been shown to contribute to mob violence, they will, like firearms, be regulated. A purchaser of a cell phone will be identified by the usual contact information along with an updated photo. This will create a searchable profile of the owner, which will include all information as to the owner’s brushes with the law, regardless of their outcomes. Any ...