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Pick up after your dog’s waste, or else

Dear Heloise: I read your recent column in the Beaver Dam Daily Citizen. I’m a walker, not a dog owner. I’ve observed that many dog owners do pick up the doo-doo, but then when they think no one is watching, they drop the bag on someone else’s lawn or in the street. Please take the bag home and put it in your own trash. It is only marginally less pleasant to pick up the bag than the unbagged doo-doo! — Hannan, via email

Hannan, you’re right! If it’s your dog, it’s your responsibility to pick up the poo. I get many angry letters from homeowners who complain about people who do not pick up. The following letter is just one of many. — Heloise

Dear Heloise: This morning, a woman let her dog use my front lawn to take a potty break. I saw it, grabbed a roll of paper towels, ran outside, and shouted, “Get back here!”

The woman turned around and walked back with some idiotic excuse for leaving the dog poo on my lawn. I handed her the paper towels and just said, “Pick it up!” I pointed to a small camera that is attached to my house and told her that I had her and her dog on video. I also knew where she lived, and in about 5 minutes, so would the police if she didn’t pick up the poo.

She picked it up with a length of paper towel and tried to hand it to me. I stepped back and told her to take it home and put it in her trash. It’s time that homeowners put their foot down. Now she doesn’t walk her dog down my street anymore. — Fed Up, in New Jersey

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Dear Heloise: I am a senior with arthritis in my hands. When I needed to use eye drops in a tiny bottle that I couldn’t squeeze, I used a walnut cracker to hold the bottle and squeeze the eye drops into my eyes.

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I thought your readers might find these ideas helpful. I have always loved your column. — Lois K., via email

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