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One of these things is not like the others
To the editor:
Have I read the following incorrectly? Have I been "faked newsed"? If these facts are correct, my opinion that presently, our government is run by mentally dwarfed green people:
If you illegally cross the border of:
Iran, you are detained indefinitely.
Afghanistan, you get shot.
Saudi Arabia, you are jailed.
China, possibly never heard from again.
Venezuela, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
Cuba, you will be branded a spy and thrown into political prison to rot.
United States, you will receive a driver's license, Social Security card, welfare, food stamps, subsidized rent, free education and in many instances, you can vote.
To the stunted growth emerald tinted wannabe Monday morning historical opinioners give this one your best shot and consider; like a soiled diaper, dispose of the article and political contents, all of it, in the next election.
Charles E. Deibert
Reedsville