To the editor:
To our British friend who doesn't like guns. We peace-loving, gun-loving Americans don't like fights. We particularly despise unfair fights. So, when a 275 pound thug, wielding a hammer, breaks into a 95-pound, 95-year-old woman's castle, we don't want the intruder to have an unfair advantage. We want the young lady to be able to defend herself with overwhelming force. Any guess what tool may work well in this situation?